i dont care what you say this is the best page in homestuck
john you sarcastic little shit
AND WEEE COULD RUN AWAAAY
RUN AWAAY
RUUN AWAY
RUUUN AWAAAY FROM HEREEEEEEEEEE
(via clockwisemaggie)
Do you. bite your thumb. at us, sir? I do bite. my thumb, sir. DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT US, SIR? Is the law of our side, if I say ay? No. NO, SIR, I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU, SIR, BUT I BITE MY THUMB, SIR. DO YOU QUARREL, SIR? QUARREL SIR! NO, SIR.
(via madredhattie)

santa got me a homo this year
Do they come in multiple packs?
yeah they do, they come in separate boxes though just to be safe. dont want the homos to strife or anything
dave is dipshiit
dirk is nuck-n-futs
awe yiss.
I’m the Dirk.
(via eridan-ampoophead)
I’ve been feeling lots of negative stuff and I think running would fix that but it’s nIGHTTIME so I can’t

Let me explain you a thing.
When I say I adore Misha Collins, I don’t mean because he’s attractive or funny (though that comes into it), I mean because he is a genuinely nice person.
I was at Asylum 10 this weekend, and for Misha’s autographs he wasn’t allowed to personalise things because of time constraints which is fair enough. However, when I was getting mine, I managed to blurt out (I mean it I was shaking really hard) how important it was to meet him, as Asylum 10 was a goal for me not to kill myself.
The second I said that he stopped writing and looked up at me, and his response was:
“You need better goals.” I almost laughed but I was really trying not to cry, so I responded with:
“No. I don’t.” At this point, he reached across the table and grabbed my hand, pen still off the paper. He looked up at me, shaking and almost crying and smiled and said the simplest thing. At this point he let my hand go.
“See you next year?” I nodded, I was shaking really hard and I picked up the picture and went to leave, but he grabbed my hand again and pulled me back a little. He asked for my name and then wrote what it says on the top left hand corner. He squeezed my hand and smiled and then let me go.
(via juniwolf)
My mom turns to me and says “you know, we have the spirit of a cat on the back deck”
Mom please calm down with the ghost shit