when your leg turns against you
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.
this is 500% of what’s wrong with my life
i just love the disbelief in the cat’s eyes over the fact that her own leg is kicking the shit out of her
Many Ladies wear it this way
"Toys R Us got me fucked up"
This is so fucking disrespectful. Fuck this guy. You don’t need to damage an item just because you can’t afford it. It’s Toys R Us what the fuck do you expect????? Not to mention, he isn’t even funny or creative or clever at all?? Like, this is a store for kids. So you’re gonna kick a doll and cuss with kids around? Because something is expensive? Damn. What about the people who have to clean that up? Damage it out? All because he wanted to act like a spoiled kid throwing a tantrum so he could attempt to make a joke that wasn’t even funny.
imagine harry being harry and saying something sassy to ron and hermione but they don’t find it funny
then three tables across the gryffindor’s, they hear draco laugh
SOMEONE I WILL PAY YOU TO WRITE ME THIS FAn FIC PLEASE
he was no dragon; f i r e cannot kill a d r a g o n —when my dragons are grown, we will take back what was stolen from me and destroy those who wronged me; we will lay waste to armies and burn cities to the ground
because i love everybody so much
this website is the best thing ever created
- cute dresses and sweaters (and all other clothes but these are the cutest)
- over 5,600 dresses
- over 4,600 shirts/blouses
- over 1,000 sweaters/cardigans
- thousands of dresses for under ten dollars each
- most stuff ships in less than 24 hours
- if it doesn’t fit or you don’t like it you can return the product in 7 days
the website is here
you think i’m joking but i’m not, you’re welcome
OKAY I DID RESEARCH AND ITS LEGIT AND EVERYTHING BUT SOME STUFF YOU GET MIGHT NOT BE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE ON THE WEBSITE LIKE THE TEXTURE MIGHT LOOK DIFFERENT AND STUFF AND IT MIGHT BE SHORTER SO SHOP AT YOUR OWN RISK
“…a series of free online tutorials guiding you through the basics of sewing, from setting up your machine, to understanding sewing patterns, and finishing your seams.”
(Source: , via tetrisblock)
annoyed that every url is taken? here’s a blog dedicated to trading urls
Yo, guys, PSA. According to another post floating around, the “secret menu” isn’t an actual thing, and asking for something from it will really confuse employees who will have no idea what you’re talking about. If you want to order this, just order something with the ingredients listed in that article! You’ll get what you want to drink, and the people working behind the counter won’t have to scramble to try and figure out what you want them to serve you!
Just as a heads up, as someone who used to work at Starbucks, the secret menu is 110% not a thing and the barista’s will absolutely fucking hate you if you come in asking for something without knowing what’s in it. Also, they won’t make it. I, and many others, straight up say no when people come in and do that. “Can I get a S’more Frappuccino?” “Do you know what’s in it?” “No, but it’s on the Secret Menu and it’s your job to know” “Secret Menu isn’t a real thing, if you don’t know what it has in it, I’m not making it.” “Blah blah just say yes blah blah.” “Nope, not sorry, next please.”
OR, come in with the ingredients! And they’ll be totally down. Instead of “Can I get a S’more Frappuccino?” try, “Can I get a one pump toffee nut, one pump cinnamon dolce, double chocolatey chip frappuccino with whip?” BAM easy, yes you can.
This has been a public service announcement.
Following that logic, here are the ingredients to request for your butterbeer experience:
- • A Crème Frappuccino base, made with whole milk (not skim or 2%, which will mess up the consistency)
- • 3 pumps of caramel syrup
- • 3 pumps of toffee nut syrup
- • Top with caramel drizzle
- • Whole milk steamer Caramel syrup (2 pumps for a tall, 3 for grande, 4 for venti)
- • Toffee nut syrup (2 pumps for a tall, 3 for grande, 4 for venti)
- • Cinnamon Dolce syrup (2 pumps for a tall, 3 for grande, 4 for venti)
- • Top with whipped cream and salted caramel bits
- • Optional: 1 shot of espresso (2 for a grande or venti)
cheap clothing sites ($10 and over; most are under $20):
hey, guys (especially college-bound or college-attending kiddos)! have you ever heard of dormco?
it’s an online shopping site aimed to sell carpets, furnishings and other dorm-related accessories for cheaper than you’d get them in a store. the more expensive the furnishings get, the lower the price is. it’s actually pretty neat for people who really want to have a nice dorm and pay less.
plus, your entire order (no matter how much stuff you order in one go) ships for $2.95 (so like you can get sheets, a mini-fridge, a lamp, and a rug shipped to you for under $3), which can be really fucking cheap if you look at some of those shipping costs on ebay and amazon.
the best part is, even if you aren’t living in a dorm, you can probs still use this website to get some neat things for less. i know they have lamps, bookshelves, futons, etc etc.
I got bored and made a giant character generator. 7 different categories with at least 17 options each (some have more), including fantasy, sci-fi, supernatural, modern, and historical possibilities… which means that characters can get ridiculous really fast (like flamethrower-wielding, Feudal Japanese cyborg priestess with a pet unicorn). Have fun with what you get or try a few times if you want a serious character.
If you do make a character with this, tag ‘characterdesigninspiration’ so I can see them!
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao