he fell asleep. he fucking fell asleep.
how about that last gif though
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
Was this post made in 1996?
fun has no expiration date
I WAS REALLY SAD BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY’D MISSED BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG BUT THEN THERE IT IS OH MY GOSH YOU’RE SUCH A CUTIE!!!!!
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST EVER NOTHING WILL TOP THIS THIS IS PERFECT I AM IN TEARS
I’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it.
It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.
Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this
hey guys its fall u know what that means
only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid
Tbh I wouldn’t fuck someone that required me to shave before they could fuck me. Touching me is a privilege hairy or not so they better realize that.
Literally no one said anything about requiring anyone to shave get off your high horse not everything is a social justice issue